Wednesday, September 1, 2010

Words of Wisdom from Sir West


Today, my darlings,
I have for you a treat.
For it is not the way he sings,
But what's in a Tweet.

@kanyewest: She asked when is fashion week.... uuuum...I thought it was every week??!!

Word.

P.S. Download his newest single, "Monster", featuring Jay-Z, Rick Ross, Bon Iver, and Nicki Minaj here.

Photo from here.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Why the fuck is Kelly Osbourne doing E! "Fashion Police"?


The scene of the crime.

I had been treating myself to some Frosted Flakes and lounging on the couch in my den just a few moments ago. I had been flipping through the channels, rolling my eyes at the lackluster mix of news and reality television shows, when I came across lovely, trendy, Kelly Osbourne's delightful face on the E! channel. I pressed Info on my remote. The show was "Fashion Police".

Since I recently formed a deep appreciation for Ms. Osbourne, I continued watching. It was a review (or rather, a massacre) of celebrities' looks from the primetime Emmys, which had occured last Sunday. Four people, three women (Ms. Osbourne, Giuliana Rancic, and Joan Rivers) and a man (George Kotsiopoulous), sat in almost miniature and uncomfortable-looking leather chairs, behind a coffee table with an illustrious bouquet upon it, discussing the gowns and tuxes of the rich and famous.

To continue on with my experience, I must inform you of my "Fashion Police" and related programs/media/concept in general opinion. I am strongly opposed to it. It goes against so many of my morals, and disagrees with so many of the expressions I repeat to myself every day; said expression (one of them) being this:

Wear what you want to wear.

I can't repeat it enough. Shows like these only prevent individuals from being confident and happy with their personal style. They believe they should wear things like what these celebrities wear. They fear their own spin on fashion isn't good enough, or isn't "cool" or "stylish". It also makes them wonder that if they did leave the house taking a risk/s with their look, that they would get ridiculed, just like some of the celebrities on that show whom perhaps didn't have (god forbid), the one and only, Rachel Zoe as their stylist.

I believe these fears are silly. Not silly as in not a big deal and easily changeable, because for lots of people, it takes years to accept their desire to wear out-of-the-norm things. I mean silly as in so silly, these fears shouldn't exist. What could someone say that could actually hurt you? Would anyone really think less of you? Wear that sequined minidress to the club. Paint your nails hot pink. Finally buy those floral Doc Martens. Rejoice, my friends. What have you got to lose?

So yes, there I was, watching with fury four people shatter millions of other people's self confidence. Beautiful, lip-glossed and bow tied men and women paraded down the red carpet, stretching their lips out to reveal frighteningly bright white chicklet smiles. This was simply not enough to satisfy the "Fashion Police", and nearly everyone fell victim to a Joan Rivers-take no prisoners-criticism. The woman dissed Betty White. Who does that?

Yes, I agree the looks at this years' Emmys were unimaginitive, but such is the case with every awards show. Don't get me started on that. I'm here to pitch a little rant at Kelly Osbourne.

Back to the initial thought- why are you doing this show, Kelly? I thought our passions and views were similar, you and I. Little did I know you were just like the rest. You mix punk with lady-like accents. You make purple hair look elegant and effortless. Where did your spark go? Don't tell me that bleached-blond cheating manorexic ex-boyfriend male model (*breath*) took it with him.

I was even more saddened when I discovered this was to be a weekly occuring program, not just an annual event.

Get out, Kelly, before they take your soul, too.


Photos from weheartit, exposay, and here.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Sunday, July 11, 2010

we were wearing kitten masks

Summer state of mind's officially in full bloom. I don't know the weekday, I can't form proper sentences, and my skin has managed to escape the inevitable sunburn and looks effortlessly sun-kissed (yet it required a lot more effort than appears). The ice cream is flowing, as well, which is always a plus. For now a few random photos that remind me of the current season will have to suffice for a real post until I get my shit together. I hope you believe me when I say that I am capable of still putting actual writing in my posts. They will come. In due time, young grasshopper, in due time.







Photos mostly from Jak & Jil and weheartit.

Thursday, July 8, 2010

purple mountain's majesty


Hope your July 4th was absolutely delightful.

Photo from Jak & Jil.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

funny the things you think about, funny the things you don't


But like I don't need to see more ass in my life.

"See-through pants: the way to wear pants without really wearing pants!"

http://nymag.com/daily/fashion/2010/06/see-through_lingerie_pants_may.html

Monday, May 31, 2010

everything in moderation

I was just going through the random thousands of files of photos I have saved on my computer when I came across some photos I'd saved of Agyness Deyn before she hit it big. You've come a long way, sweetie. You really have...

Some more attractive photos of her now...
Of course, she's not concerned about being "attractive". That isn't what fashion's about at all, either. After all, she recently made an appearance at Coachella sporting a black buzzcut.
With her best bud, designer Henry Holland.
I'm not saying she looks better "attractive"- the way most men would want her to be, all I'm saying is she's certainly gotten prettier since her awkward teenage years. I'm also glad that she's got her own style. That's really something I look for in a person, and she doesn't really give a crap what other people think of her.
First set of photos I cannot remember the source of because they were just saved on my computer, but the others came from here and here.

Sunday, May 30, 2010

current thoughts

5. These two CD's are simply phenomenal. The first, an oldie but goodie, the second, new, fresh, and hip. Buy them both.

The Moon & Antarctica by Modest MousehhhhhhhhhhhhhhBroken Bells by Broken Bells
4. The novel Paper Towns by John Green. We were assigned to read it in my English class. I've got to admit, I used to be an extremely avid reader, but lately, I simply hadn't had the attention span to get through a whole novel until reading this. I read it all in one day. It's a new, funny story of a male high school senior, Quentin, who's kind of an outcast. His next door neighbor, Margo, whom he's been in love with his whole life makes an impromptu appearance at his window one night. She informs him she needs help with some tasks she needs to complete. He obeys, of course, and they spend the night driving around Orlando performing various odd jobs that Margo insists on doing, no matter how dangerous, absurd, or pointless they may be, until the wee hours of the morning. The next day at school, Margo isn't there. Or the next day. Or the next. Now, Quentin must find Margo. Akskljifkweo4trkldwfsw buy it. Now.

3. I was recently looking through the photos on my phone. I came across a few photos I took of a subway sign a few weeks ago. Instead of the sign saying "Uptown & The Bronx", someone had put a sticker over the sign, so it read "Uptown & The Broncks". Guerilla form of street art? Me think so.

2. I would really like to own these Alexander Wang for Opening Ceremony zipper sunglasses. Please and thank you.

1. ME. ALSO. WANT. RISTO. LIGHTNING. JACKET.

Photos from here, here, here, here, and here.

Saturday, May 29, 2010

new york road runners

Today my friend and I went to go see Exit Through the Gift Shop at the Sunshine Theater, a film we'd been dying to see for a long time. The movie begins with a man sitting in front of a graffiti-full wall, with various street-art apparatus materials and wood frames behind him. The man is wearing dark jeans and a black hoodie, and there is lamp in the shape of a monkey beside him. The only skin you can see of him is his hands, and his face is completely covered by the shadow of his hoodie. A deep, British accent begins to speak. He explains that the movie was originally supposed to be made about himself, Banksy, and a few other street artists, but that it turned out to be an egotistical feature about the filmmaker, Thierry Guetta, a.k.a. "Mr. Brainwash". The movie takes us on a rollercoaster of laughs, amazement, shock, and awe. Viewers will be dissapointed that it isn't as much about Banksy as they thought it would be, but it is completely and 100% still worth it. Seeing the movie has also slightly motivated me to become a street artist. Is that bad?

Friday, May 28, 2010

a biscuit affair


Feast your eyes on Gaga's culinary skills!
I haven't been feeling all that inspired lately, and school's almost done and I haven't had much time for posting. No worries, though, lots and lots of glory-full posts to come. I did just use glory as an adjective...?

Tuesday, May 18, 2010

paracelso



New Seattle duo with a name that only a certain number of people can get away with saying without getting laughed at. The producer half, Tay Sean, 21, calls the group "space-age funk" and/or "neo-soul funk-jazz hip-hop". Call it what you will, but enjoy listening to it first.

Saturday, May 15, 2010

you do you and let me do me






Last week, my friend Leila and I visited the Museum of Modern Art. We were disappointed when we had found that the Tim Burton exhibition had closed, but our regrets were soon forgotten when we stepped into the William Kentridge one. The show consisted of mostly charcoal drawings and animated films using them. His work, yet humorous, also focuses on serious political messages. I highly recommend it.

Above, Leila and I fooling around in front of the projectors.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

there's no shortcut to a dream

The Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival started in 1999, was semi-succesful, but regardless, they didn't make any profit. The next year there was no festival due to budget issues. The next few years, they scraped together enough money to have a few more festivals, but they weren't all that successful all at once, but rather, they formed a sort of cult following. Today, the Coachella Music Festival is one of the most successful music festivals of today. This year's festival took place April 16-18, in Indio, California, and its line-up included such acts as:

Yeasayer


Vampire Weekend


The xx


Spoon


She & Him


Phoenix


Passion Pit


Grizzly Bear


Girls


Dirty Projectors


Deerhunter


Beach House

That's only about a quarter of who played. Other acts included De La Soul, Fever Ray, Whitest Boy Alive, Yo La Tengo, Die Antwoord, MGMT, Charlotte Gainsbourg, Matt & Kim, and many, many more. I wish I had been there!

Photos thanks to Pitchfork.

Monday, April 26, 2010

and if life is really as short as they say, then why is the night so long?


I'd like to say a Happy Belated 14th Birthday to Tavi from Style Rookie! Hope it was a great day, Tavs!

photo from weheartit.

Thursday, April 15, 2010

untouchable and uncrushable


Zac Posen, NYC clothing designer and just overall fabulous, is doing a collaboration line with Target. Before the collection comes out on the 25th, Zac's having a 24-hour only pop-up shop. Rather than a typical pop-up shop, it will serve as more of a party, including a band and a DJ.
The shindig begins at 11 p.m. tonight and ends tomorrow night at 11 p.m. at 481 34th Street and Eighth Ave. See you there!

Check out the full collection here.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

good head on my neck, good heart in my chest

Oh, hai there, bloggy. I have not been posting lately, as you may have noticed, due to a number of reasons. One, spring is here in New York City. My happiness level has skyrocketed just a teensy bit because of this fact. Therefore, I am spending much more time out in nature in Central Park, more so than I usually do (yuck! Nature! Poison ivy! Bugs! This is why I try to avoid it), yet I find myself enjoying it, and so alas, the blog has gone unposted. But then there's reason two, spring break is over. Wipe the tears Lyris, wipe 'em! Yes, it may have ended over a week ago, but I'm still in that slump. I don't want to get out of bed for school, but then I don't want to go home to do my homework. So, what's a girl to do when she's feeling down? Rant about it, of course!

I don't understand certain things today. Of course, no one can understand everything, because that's simply not human. But when one can't understand, they try to accept it for what it is(well they should...). But I can't accept some things either, like how FUH-REAKIN' LAZY WE ALL ARE NOW.

First, it starts in fashion, with the ripped-jeans trend. In the 70's, when the Ramones reigned the underground music scene, they donned leather jackets, t-shirts, Converse sneakers, and skinny jeans everyday.

The Ramones in their signature clothing.
They didn't give a crap about whether or not they wore those jeans yesterday, and they'd keep wearing them, jumping in them, rocking out in them, and eventually, little tears would appear at the knees. The tears would keep ripping until there were full-on holes on their kneecaps. Today, though, it isn't about the stories behind those holes, because no one has any. Nowadays, people pry open the doors of Hollister, perhaps even the new Soho one to make themselves feel cool while they're visiting "The Big Apple" (who came up with that name, anyways? Because I have never heard a true New Yorker ever say that) with their aunt, and prance into the dark, techno-blasting four or five floors of stomach-ache-causing perfume air and mahogany-wood decorated building.

Greeters/douches at the Soho Hollister store.
They smile and wave at the wannabe-male model in swim trunks and a six-pack at the front, and perhaps even stop to take a picture with him that they'll put on myspace later that night. They bop over to the denim table, and take a look at the eighty-dollar pre-ripped, "Deconstruction Wash" jeans that lay upon that table. They leaf through them, finding their size, and they lift them off the table and up into the air. *Gasp! This is the pair Rachel Bilson was wearing in Life & Style!* Well, now they've got to get them, since Rachel Bilson's been their idol ever since The O.C. coined the term "Christmukkah".

But anyways, that's the jist of how things go today. Everything's done for people. Jeans come pre-ripped, CD's come to you in thirty seconds, pizza is ordered with the click of a button, stamps are no longer licked, and books can be bought without stepping foot in Barnes & Noble, like on the Amazon Kindle.

The convenient Amazon Kindle, the perfect excuse for a date.
Another reason why I'm not quite fond of today's society. Once again, like the mock dress or the band-skirt situation, no one has any energy anymore. No one appears to have the desire to step outside of their homes, start up the car, catch the subway or bus, unlock their bike, etc., and haul their asses over to the bookstore. They've got to order their new Dan Brown "groundbreaking" novel from their virtual library. Could a name for something get any lamer? "Carry your library with you in 10.2 ounces" "Books in 60 seconds". It's disintegrating culture. According to the second definition of "book" from Dictionary.com (yes, I admit it, I too contribute to the descent of culture. Everyone does, unless you're a hippie with a compost), it's "a number of sheets of blank or ruled paper bound together for writing, recording business transactions, etc." You hear that? Paper. Books are supposed to be made of paper.

I don't exactly know what I'm trying to get at here, because no matter what I say, it's never going to change anything. I'm also not saying that I'm not lazy. After all, I do write on this online diary, and when I feel like it, I do order my clothes from the web. I'm also not saying that I want a Kindle real bad, or that I'm dying to buy a pair of Hollister jeans. I think what I'm trying to say is that Kindles will break, computers will crash, and in the end, the ol' paper and pen are never going to turn on us. It's also always been this way, and everything's going to keep getting more and more advanced. All I'm saying, though, is that here and there, I think it's worth it to get down to the record store and bring yourself home a CD you can hold in your own hands.

First photo, second, third.

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

you won't lose the beat if you just keep clapping your hands


Off to Seatown for Spring Break. Have a lovely one!

P.S. Turn on your boob tubes at 6:30 tomorrow night to MTV. I'm going to be on Teen Cribs!